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MARGE She sighs.

Maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension. Why it's the little girl who saved my cat. Thanks for coming over. (He heads back towards the house.). A banner reads: "Lisa Simpson Presents: An Irritating Truth". Digg Homer pulls the sandbox over it, but the sand starts to sink, too. Scratchy is still there, lying on the ground; he holds up a placard, reading "I'm Telling". We pass various scenery before entering Mr. Burns' mansion. Time is short.

All in favour of a new scissor lift, say "aye". THE CHARACTERS A middle-class family: Homer the father, Marge the mother, Lisa and Bart the children and Maggie the baby. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution is Lake Springfield as I am--. I'm gonna call on one of you!

Bart is angry.

Oh, this is the worst day of my life.

Delicious At Springfield Elementary, the kids play outside. The camera pans across Krusty emptying a tanker of "Flop Sweat" into the lake, Crazy Cat Lady scrubbing cats on a washboard, and Moe dumping a truck full of bottles (and Barney). Come on over, Lisa. A thousand eyes. (hammering the gutter) Shut up, Flanders! Now the word of God dwells within everyone, I want you to let that word out! Back at the Treatment Center, Homer is anxious; he drives off and ends up at Springfield Lake. INT. Okay, so here's the bottom line. HOMER First Church of Springfield, daytime. Homer and Bart are at a table.

Grampa leans forward but the beam of light follows him. LISA BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG LISA

This is serious, people, No more dumping in the lake.
Then I hereby declare you 'chicken for life'. HOMER

What kind of father wouldn't care about (sees something) a pig wearing a hat! If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son. All the rockets enter his mouth and swell him up. I simply can't. CARGILL It drips. Facebook I can't.

That sounds fun. MICHAEL PRITCHARD A shadow looms over the horizon. Isn't he dreamy?

CARGILL

And turning off your lights could save--. He opens the car door, winds the window down a bit, then leaves his father.

Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot-proof. To the tune of 'Happy Together', Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field. BART

No offense there, Carl.

(outside Lardlad Donuts) Homer, you gotta get over here. Homer suddenly stabs himself in the eye with the back of the hammer. People, people! The Environmental Protection Agency. Colin is playing soothing music. I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free.

KRUSTY Marge looks at it's curly tail and gasps. We're neighbours.

Not the money, but something. NED Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do, I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point.

We fade into a crowd scene at Springfield Lake at night. We come in peace, for cats and mice everywhere. MARGE Hey hey! It's all come true. GRAMPA Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight. MARGE HOMER BART Alright boy, time for the ultimate dare. He picks the pig up and walks out. HOMER The Simpsons home. What seems to be the problem, officers? Ned tucks Rod and Todd into bed, kissing them on the forehead and vacuuming their sheets. Adaptation of the American series The Simpsons, a satire of the American society created by Matt Groening. The family enter the church to total silence and angry looks.

WIGGUM (awakens in a daze) Dream coming true... Lise hears an Irish voice. Plopper is in front of him. Again, the door is shut on Lisa. CARGILL HOMER Thanks for your vote! Drown with simple geometric forms and many colors. I never saw Venice! He points at the congregation, who gasp in shock, then cower. He adds a flake. It electrifies the whole lake and hundreds of fish float to the top.

Mrs. Krabappel is on Principal Skinner's shoulders; she opens her sweater to reveal a T-Shirt with a downward arrow and the words "Not My Boyfriend".

Past Moe's and down the street is the Kwik-E-Mart, where Apu is changing the expiry date on a carton of milk.

BART Get notified every new screenplay! A light is switched on in the Flanders' house. (to Spider-Pig) Don't get any ideas. Lord, hear our prayer. You want a joke, huh? GRAMPA HOMER

more…, All James L. Brooks scripts | James L. Brooks Scripts. Let the Lord's light shine upon you! antennae. SCHWARZENEGGER That's the worst color there is! (Plopper oinks) Oh, right.

Cut, print, kill the pig. The officers get into a van and drive off. No no, wait wait, I still didn't tell you the best part: he's not imaginary! He leaves. Nelson Muntz appears behind Milhouse with his fist raised.

Bart loses control, hits a kerb and goes flying past Hans Moleman in his truck (who screams). (strangles Bart) I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! (to himself) So that's what snug is. Bart laughs hysterically. He returns to eating donuts off the gun. A man drives past Springfield. Inside, Mrs. Glick plays "American Idiot: Funeral Version" on the organ. The door is slammed in her face again. (melancholy) You really wanna know? Praise Jebus. I just thought because you're Irish, and you care about--. Further study is needed!
Each group screams and runs into the opposite building - church-goers into Moe's and the barflies into the church. Somebody else. HOMER (points at camera) Especially you!

He enters the Oval Office. It passes over a bunch of people in a park, including Lenny, Carl, Gil and Arthur Crandall, Gabbo's puppeteer. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phoney-baloney God! HOMER Then grates some chocolate over it. You can take Spider-Pig with you! They start throwing things at Green Day. He reaches for a fish and is electrocuted. the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am. Eepa! Springfield street.

MARGE LISA HOMER I have an important announcement.

COLIN I'll tell ya what happened: A certain someone had a senior moment.

Bart pops off the window and Lou handcuffs him to a lamp post.

An immodest sense of pride in our community. HOMER Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels. Look at that.

FLANDERS Russ Cargill, head of the EPA. LOVEJOY

Outside, they look on at a large silo with a smiling pig face and "Pig Crap" handwritten on the side. This book doesn't have any answers!

(Homer and the pig are sharing an orange potato chip) I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this! Inside, a man salutes an official and approaches reception, carrying the mutant. MARGE

HOMER (belly-kisses the pig) Who's a good pig? Then Bart passes a hedge with the bottom cut out and we, ahem, get to see his doodle... After this he passes a police car which promptly follows him, siren blaring. HOMER

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Hey! Lisa is in the distance, going door-to-door.

His GPS system shows Springfield ahead. EXT. EXT.

Marge watches Grampa's ramblings on Comic Book Guy's camera-phone. English ESL simpsons worksheets - Most downloaded (97 Results) Prev; 1; 2; 3... 9 > Next; Order By: Most downloaded | Most favorited | Newest. She moves on to the next house, where an old lady answers. (thinking) He's pure gold! He drops the bug-zapper in the water. Green Day put down their instruments and bring out violins as the barge sinks. Ha ha! Heed this warning.

As it is lowered, it crushes the L in the giant SPRINGFIELD sign. A thousand eyes!

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Well sir, if you change your mind, it's on the window sill. He opens up a secret government machine and sets it to "Accidental Launch".

What is the point of going to church every Sunday, when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it?

LOVEJOY I dare you to... climb the T.V. A parade fills the street with blue mice not unlike Itchy, who rides in a car. MILHOUSE We see that the family are in a movie theatre, along with many other Springfield citizens. Cut to The Simpsons coming out of their house, mouths agape. Bart walks past Ned. NELSON (falls to floor again) Believe me! A phone rings the "Nokia theme"; Homer searches for it, then realizes the pig has swallowed it; he squeezes Plopper, who spits out the phone.

Don't look where I'm pointing! In Krusty Burger, Ned and his kids are about to eat. Horrible things are going to happen! There is a deathly silence, followed by huge boos from the Springfieldians. He gets in the front and drives off. Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful-- (Bart hits the window, sticking to it.) OLD LADY Nelson, honey, where have you been? He picks up the pig. Springfield has become--. (calls) Cletus!

So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses.

I hereby declare a state of emergency. If you need pants, I carry and extra pair. Inside Homer's head we see a monkey clapping cymbals. --enough energy to power Pittburgh! BART Bart rides past Jimbo offering Dolph a cigarette; Otto throwing a frisbee; a remote control car; a flying dove; a sprinkler; a girl blowing bubbles; and some dandelions - all of which obscure his private parts. Can he swing, from a web?


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